MINUTES OF IRELAND TRIP SEP 96      

(WESTPORT - Co MAYO)

1.    10 pints of guiness to the first person who can find Johns O’Neils shirt.                                  

2.    Roy prefers the super deluxe car !                                                                                                                                              

3.    Buck up your ideas John, we doe think this deer farm is the right place.                                                                                                                                       

4.    Patricks godfather - ! - whisky and sarnies - we’ll be back.

5.    Irish tapes to get you in the mood ! Yow must be joking lets have a crackly radio station on with info on funerals, deaths..etc..   oh depression .                                                                                                                                         

6.    1st days walk. Who cares if its wet and windy. Climb up Mureelray.                                                                                                                                      Grahams got a migraine, lucky devil !. Has anyone seen John, Shaun and Tim, mountain rescue emergency numbers come to mind.            Patrick takes a plunge at irish dancing on the stepping stones.                       

7.    A good old trad music night with the 501’s.                                                              Okay, who knocked that drink over ?                                                                                                                                                                                 Joe ( don’t forget your songsheets) give us a song !                                           Now why have the Garda been called in ?                                                       

8.    John, that traffic cone looks nothing like a loud hailer. Bet he can’t do that when he’s sober !                                                                                                Now whose is that size 12 footprint in the mud ?                      

9.    Do not climb Croagh Patrick in wet weather !                                                                                                                                                  Joe ...wake up !... Sheep really are jumping the stream...                                                                                                                                                                            .Graham can you take another photo for Joe please. Graham can you take another photo for Joe please. Graham can you take another photo for Joe please                                                                                                                                           

10.Mayo......oh Mayo...46 yrs and we’ve won f’all.                                                                                                                                                

11.This spoiler was loose when we picked it up !                                                                     

12.Tower Hotel - the evening meal - Why do they always put MAYO - naise on burgers?                                                                                                                                            501 again Graham ?                                 Why wasn’t Roy informed ????

13.Would JAWS like a nibble of fish ?....                                                                                                                                                                        Get yer whisky out Joe.... Was that a flag Patrick was waving?...                                                                                                    Was he drunk  ??                                                                                              

14.Get in lane Tim, Move over Tim............. Get in lane Tim, Move over Tim ......Get in lane Tim, Move over Tim..... Get in lane Tim,                                                      Move over Tim....for f’s sake Tim                                                                                                                                                   

15.A ham roll please with all the trimmings !?                                                                

16.Has anyone seen Patricks glasses ?? Has he looked in his bag ????                                                                                                                    

17.Why wasn’t Roy informed ????